Percs Rap

Percs Rap

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE U c there was the girl i wanted her to be mine was everything i ever wanted IM serious i didnt know then i saw here face i said no fkn way IM sorry i gotta go please if u may hey ther girl you lookin pretty fine from the look of the back i want u to be mine When i look at you behind you bring teh sunshine Please turn aorund dnt tell em ur fkn blind now come here closer , why u afraid Holy shit its pimple face Hurry put some band-aids In the classroom you must be the bitch You have a lil twitch o sry ur teh fkn snitch As i work myself lower with the bag on your head Damn stinky ***** , find someone else instead Maybe if im fkn drunk ill f*** u then O no i see herpes im out and when You see me in the future I dnt wanna look at cha Cuz its just old pimple face She's bleedin all ova ya That's the flat chested short Malested little bitch Aly***** IIght im out peace Halla bring it bak Percs is bak on anothe track n****** know how to react in a matter of fact hall at your boy treat the bitch like a toy yall know i be ridin in my roy i got ab**** in the bak i got a hoe in the fornt one cookin the crack one rollin tyhe blunt all these b****** with they cunts gettin drunk somkin blunts getting drunk on the gin getting high on the weed

My Mornings

I wake up in the morning in my Sunday Stance I look straight in the mirror - shit straight in my pants Then I turn to the kitchen gotta get me some grub Luckily I keep scrambled eggs in my tub I dive in, protein is metabolic calesthenics Check out my fridge, that shit's all hypoallergenic Then I whip out my dick, and I call it a day It's 100% effective in turning bitches gay So I just masturbate into my family photo album bitch Man, this collar's really starting to itch From the herpes that I have on my neck, you see Cause I'm the illest MC on the mic, that's me I'm like a paedophile pediatrician I'm like the antibellum period without abolition I'm like Stevie Wonder without Superstition I'm like Mother Theresa who just lacks the ambition I'm like a happy meal without a little toy I'm like a catholic priest without a little boy I'm like Tiger Woods with a 9-iron erection I'm like Terry Shivoh in the vegetable section I'm the vestibule of collectible figurines I'm like a paladin who doesn't know what alchemy means I'm like Gomer Pyle without a citizen's arrest I'm like Kevin Federline without a pregnancy test I'm like an ugly motherfucker with no date for prom I'm like a nervous motherfucker who still goes with his mom I ain't no new generation sitting with nothing but dreams I'm a rhyme-spitting thunder-shitting fuck-up machine NIGGA

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